


Mystery box (Limited number available!)
This box is going to contain a completely random assortment of goods. What is it? What’s in the box?!?
Things that are for sure in the box:
3 prints
Small original art
1 shirt (please fill out the form with size)
Totally sappy thank you note
Stickers!
Things not yet confirmed, nor denied, that could be in the box:
My ear (very limited supply)
A portrait of you
A portrait of you without stalking your page for a reference pic
Your cars extended warranty that I’ve been trying to reach you about. You slippery devil 😈
A raccoon
raccoon stuff
An autographed picture of me, flipping you off
An autographed picture of me and your dad, flipping you off (locals only)
A pair of the highest quality turtle feet money can buy
Ink, everywhere
Misc art, a handwritten letter, motivational bullshit, cool decor, things that make me think of you that I grabbed in a mad dash around my house while rushing to get to the post office before picking up kids. Shit, where did that sippy cup go… um, well I’m sure you like juice, don’t ya? (Likely)
A small art commission based on your request form
This box is going to contain a completely random assortment of goods. What is it? What’s in the box?!?
Things that are for sure in the box:
3 prints
Small original art
1 shirt (please fill out the form with size)
Totally sappy thank you note
Stickers!
Things not yet confirmed, nor denied, that could be in the box:
My ear (very limited supply)
A portrait of you
A portrait of you without stalking your page for a reference pic
Your cars extended warranty that I’ve been trying to reach you about. You slippery devil 😈
A raccoon
raccoon stuff
An autographed picture of me, flipping you off
An autographed picture of me and your dad, flipping you off (locals only)
A pair of the highest quality turtle feet money can buy
Ink, everywhere
Misc art, a handwritten letter, motivational bullshit, cool decor, things that make me think of you that I grabbed in a mad dash around my house while rushing to get to the post office before picking up kids. Shit, where did that sippy cup go… um, well I’m sure you like juice, don’t ya? (Likely)
A small art commission based on your request form
This box is going to contain a completely random assortment of goods. What is it? What’s in the box?!?
Things that are for sure in the box:
3 prints
Small original art
1 shirt (please fill out the form with size)
Totally sappy thank you note
Stickers!
Things not yet confirmed, nor denied, that could be in the box:
My ear (very limited supply)
A portrait of you
A portrait of you without stalking your page for a reference pic
Your cars extended warranty that I’ve been trying to reach you about. You slippery devil 😈
A raccoon
raccoon stuff
An autographed picture of me, flipping you off
An autographed picture of me and your dad, flipping you off (locals only)
A pair of the highest quality turtle feet money can buy
Ink, everywhere
Misc art, a handwritten letter, motivational bullshit, cool decor, things that make me think of you that I grabbed in a mad dash around my house while rushing to get to the post office before picking up kids. Shit, where did that sippy cup go… um, well I’m sure you like juice, don’t ya? (Likely)
A small art commission based on your request form